I’ve always loved imagining stories. But having my brain hot-wired into a fantasy world isn’t always a good thing.
As a kid, it was cool to spend 90% of my time playing
with action figures or drawing stories or creating comic books – I was just
being a kid. But as I grew up, my brain didn’t really change. It stayed stuck
in fantasy-land most of the time, making up crazy adventures when it should
have been focusing on more adult concerns. To this day, my brain continues to
be in la-la land so much that functioning as an adult has become a bit of a
problem.
Writers Aren't All There
If you know
a comic book writer, or have been afflicted yourself with the need to think up
mad stories in your head, you know what I mean. The blank stares. The feigned
interest in conversation. The
forgetting to pick up the kids after school.
To help the
uninitiated understand, let’s turn to everyone’s favorite pedagogical tool, the
Star Trek Analogy. When the starship Enterprise gets hit by a Klingon phaser
attack, the crew is forced to divert power from the ship’s systems to maintain
shield integrity. While they can now survive another hit, the trade off is
they’ve lost a good deal of functionality throughout the ship.Living With Only Half A Brain
Such is the
writer’s brain. 95% of a writer’s brainpower is used in the pursuit of dreaming
up stories, leaving scant few brain cells to accomplish the tasks of day-to-day
living. It is essentially like functioning with a lobotomy – your brain isn’t
all there. While this sad affliction affects millions across the globe, to the
chagrin of forgotten wives and neglected boyfriends everywhere, I have to think
it’s part of a grander purpose.
Stories are
important. Stories are not just an expression of ideas, but an expression of
the writer’s deepest thoughts on the nature of reality. At least, that’s what I
think shapes the foundation of a great story. Authors dig deep inside
themselves to bring up big sloppy handfuls of their most profound insights,
gleaned over a life-time of experience, that we the audience are allowed to
experience through a dramatic art form. This is by no means a small task –
hence the toll it takes on the minds of those afflicted with the itch to write.
So when
next you encounter a writer, instead of rolling up a newspaper and whacking
them upside the head to get their attention, gently take their hand, sit them
down in a corner, and allow them to quietly filter the secrets of the universe
through their wondrous, if socially frustrating, lens.
The world
will be richer for your kindness.
G.S.
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